No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.
Imagine a trial where half the jury members are the defendant’s friends and co-workers and the other half are the prosecutor’s friends and co-workers, and the verdict is decided based on their vote.
In any normal trial this jury would be disqualified, but in a Senate trial this is the only option. It’s fucking absurd.
Wow thanks! We definitely didn’t know that!
American Government: *engages in steep cronyism and corruption in the course of exploiting American citizens”
Non-American Hot Takers: hey americans…did you know…that corruption…is bad????
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I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!
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so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
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I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t
Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads
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“Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.”
- Charles Bukowski, Women